Tuesday 24th of April 2007
La Miel
I guess this is a good reason to write again. So *clears throat* errr, this is what happens when you´re sitting in the Park and for some reason you have a teddy bear in your backpack. Don´t ask.
YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IuP8u1ojGs
Sunday 27th of February 2005
Protect your banana
It never really ocurred to me to carry around a banana on my backpack when I’m going around and about, but I guess it has to some people.
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
The above quote is from Banana Guard, the amazingly, patentened.. banana guard. I kind of like the Banana Bunker better thought. I think I may get one to display just for the controversial factor if it. :p
Friday 18th of February 2005
Educational videos
A while ago I saw walking with cavemen, an educational series by the British Broadcasting Corporation. This spurred me into finding more of them, and they do have quite a bit to choose from. I recently finished Hyperspace (with your friendly host Sam Neill!) and today I decided to look for more.
HaXXXor was brought to my attention, combining hacking with pr0n is an incredible idea, I just wish i had thought of it first. :p
If you’re tired of other videos making empty promises they have no intention to deliver on, we are your solution. Armed with real girls showing all of their hardware. The 2 Percent Crew proudly presents HaXXXor!
They also have a second volume, complete with a pirate girl talking about piracy methods and p2p applications. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? Arrr!
Then I searched some more and found Linux virgin:
This amusing series chronicles Karla Grundick, an eager linux groupie schoolgirl, as she is taught how to build a computer by Mistress Koyo, the cyberpunk linux expert. Also starring Roy, the voyeur, and Dog Big, the masturbating Rottweiller.
These lovely and humanitarian girls already have their first episode out. Excuse me while I start this torrent.. for purely educational porpuses, of course.
Thursday 27th of January 2005
Japanese or EU size?
Basically these are glasses in the shape of a condom mold, I’m not sure if an actual condom mold would be made of glass, but it probably does melt at a higher temperature than latex.
And there’s two different sizes to choose from! -the page seems to say that the smaller sized one is the Japanese specification and the larger one is the EU specification. :D -which makes, of course, the European sized one more expensive at a costs of 14,100¥, while the Japanese one is 12,600¥.
Anyway, I think once you fill these glasses with your drink of choice (ビール!) you can’t put the glass down on the table until you drink it up, or else it will spill. I see these stand things, but I’m not sure if they come with it.
These should be great ice breakers, just the thing to pull out when your mother and father in law come to visit you for the first time. Having a glass of wine in these gems with the sex dice laying on the coffee table is possibly the best impression you could ever part with, don’t you think? :p
Tuesday 25th of January 2005
It’s a sushi world
Sushi: Look at the pretty colors!
I have been on this massive sushi craving these past few days which has led me to punch in “sushi $keyword” on some search engine every free chance I get, and I though i’d share my findings.
First, we have twinkie sushi, and I just have to quote the “hostess”: “Japanese animation, Hello Kitty, samurais, ninjas, and Sushi are really popular right now! Here’s a wild recipe that’s super easy to make and super fun to eat as a light and fruity snack! This recipe transforms the much loved Twinkie into a hip and tropical flavored treat“. These were created by Clare Crespo and here’s an interview with her that features some sushi cupcakes. She’s also written a book about “yummy fun cupcake recipes” if you care for that.
Now, if that was too low-carb for you, let us try a more sugary version, the crispy candy sushi snacks:
There’s definitely something fishy about these Japanese-style rolls. The rice filling is crispy, the wraps are fruity and your kids will love them.
A more elaborate offer would be these gourmet chocolate sushi, which look like sushi, but hopefully won’t taste like sushi. Feel absolutely free to look at the menu and send some my way.
Leaving food behind, for those who like charms, here are some sushi bracelets with swarovski crystals (did you know that the owner of swarovski, Dietrich Mateschitz, is also the majority share holder of RedBull?), including charms of Maguro, Ebi, Tamago, Maki and Ikura.
Mothers of monst.. er, teenagers, for your unquestionably laborious students, why not help their productivity with this most owesome sushi pen set? and if the ink were erasable, and let us assume it is, you most surely need to get these sushi erasers to go with the package.
Speaking of which, I’m not sure yours, but my mother has always wanted some 100% cotton, machine washable, totally genuine sushi kitchen mitts; made in the USA. And why not embrace the opportunity and give her some sushi napkins while at it?
Then we have this very conservatively priced sushi soap (14 whole ounces for $52 -what a bargain!), the set comes with four maki sushi soaps, one wasabi soap and one bamboo mat to display soaps, totally ensuring their special status. All soaps are cucumber and seaweed scented.
And I sure wish I had these sushi adhesive bandages way back in my tender childhood days.. hum, way back I say? -anyway, they would have certainly made boo-boos much more easier to bear with it, by the looks of it, they are able to cut the pain down by a great margin, I mean, just look at their “incredible healing power“! -Amanda, if you are reading this, please make sure to get some for Bennett, he’ll grow much happier. :p
Moving on, and I actually want one of these, we find this lovely sushi clock -deluxe. The actual clock is a Seiko, so it shouldn’t be bad. Honestly, you could say these are expensive too, but I’d much rather pay $50 for this totally deluxe clock than $52 for the soap.
If you ever wanted to reach ambiance enlightenment in your living room, and possibly even transcendence, make sure to get these great sushi candles and “light up your home the same way you’ve lit up your taste buds” -”with sides of Ginger and Wasabi to turn up the heat!“.
Yes, it’s ending, just one more. Dynamism is offering us sushi USB flash drives, and these, too, can be yours, for the very expensive price of $110 each for the 128MB version, or the cheaper-but-even-more-ridiculous price of $80 for the 32MB version. Replicating this lovely meal pictured here, would set you back 980 dollars. Weee.